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Jeff Birthworthy, Childbirth Educator

My friend at Country Bumpkin Birth Services wrote a hilarious blog about Dwight, from The Office, as a doula. It made me wonder what other birth roles might be well served by beloved men of sitcom. With that in mind, here is Jeff Birthworthy the Childbirth Educator to help you discern if your care provider is a good fit for you. Some of his guidelines may be satire. Some may not. I will let you decide which is which.

cervix

blood pressure

(Quote credit to Country Bumpkin Birth Services)

husbandstitch

birth plan

AROM

big baby

forceps

weight

csection

(Quote credit Baby S.T.E.P.S.)

And, finally…

bbc

 

(Special thanks to Megan Martin for being my technology doula.)